Wed 30th Aug 2006 @ 00:46 2006: UK Firewall? Not needed, just censor the NY Times.
The New York Times are complying with British laws about prejudicing lawsuits by refusing to serve up http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/28/world/europe/28plot.html to UK visitors. As this site is based in Canada, here is the text:
Mon 28th Aug 2006 @ 22:14 2006: lkml
Greg K-H has posted his OLS slideshow and text about Linux kernel development, including a reference to Arjan van de Ven's Linux in a binary world... a doomsday scenario article, which I had not heard of, but is great stuff.
It's a good review of the current state of the Linux kernel and its development. Selected slide headlines:
- "My favourite nemesis - plug & play - is still not at Windows level" (turns out to be from Greg's boss, April 2006!)
- Linux supports more devices, "out of the box", than any other operating system ever has
- Linux supports more different processors than any other OS ever has.
- The kernel has no obvious design.
- "Open-source development violates almost all known management theories"
- "Linux is evolution, not intelligent design" (Linus Torvalds)
- "The kernel needs a stable API"
- Closed source Linux kernel modules are illegal.
- Closed source Linux kernel modules are unworkable.
- Closed source Linux kernel modules are unethical.
- It is hard to get code into the main kernel tree
- "If only the kernel had a regression testsuite, everything would be better."
- Total world domination is proceeding as planned.
(I came across this via StumbleUpon)
Oh, and another cool thing I hadn't come across before: "make htmldocs" in the kernel tree creates a fantastic tree of documentation
Sat 26th 2006 Aug: For the thousands who care...
I've spent ages looking into CSS website design, and have come up with, basically, nothing. Based upon A List Apart, I've written a C program to create 3-column CSS based upon user-specified left-and-right column widths and cell paddings. For some reason it doesn't seem to work in FireFox, although it validates correctly, and if you just copy/paste the output, then it does work fine, so I suspect it's some stupid DOS/UNIX textfile conflict I'm hitting and being too daft to notice.
So, one new proposed layout is here:
http://steve-parker.org/new/eg2.shtml
And another is here:
http://steve-parker.org/new/eg1.shtml
I think it looks a little bit cleaner; I'm sure that it could look much better... any feedback appreciated (yeah, as if anybody actually reads this!)
(Updated 1st Sep: Example 3)
Fri 25th Aug 2006 @ 12:23 2006: Harry Potter Plot Synopsis
In true pointless blog style, here's a random link I found funny
Harry Potter Plot
Wed 23rd Aug 2006 @ 23:26 2006: Lost in the Crowd
I am now Lost in the Crowd. Having gone from Google to LITC to effectively give them my Google cookie:
You Are Now Lost in Google's Crowd
You have successfully added your Google cookie to the Lost in the Crowd system. In the next few minutes, we will run the following query on your behalf:
belvedere woodland restraunts
Going forward we will run random search queries periodically. To check how many queries have been run on your behalf, click your "Lost in Google's Crowd" bookmark at any time or click here to lose yourself in another search engine's crowd.
If you want to replace the Google quicksearch in Firefox, you can replace the URL with:
http://blackboxsearch.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?engine=google&q=%s
Mon 21st Aug 2006 @ 11:50 2006: The Car in Front is a Toyota
The Astra hit a car parked at Rochdale Road and Brookland Street, Royton, before colliding with the oncoming Toyota Celica and Toyota Avensis.
Probably not the advertising that Toyota were hoping for ;-)
Mon 21st Aug 2006 @ 00:09 2006: ITILagain
I'm learning lots of stuff about ITIL at the moment. If you've never heard of ITIL, suffice it to say that it's a UK Gov way of looking at IT management, converted into Gov language, for non-tech admins to manage IT projects. (sorry, what was that voice at the back? "recipe for disaster"? No, of course not. Shut up and listen)
Here's the quote:
The key performance indicator (KPI) of the IT Asset Management process is closely related to its critical success factors.
The KPI for IT Asset Management is:
The Percentage of asset data fields examined in the sample should be accurate.
(yes, this was an entire info - actually, I added the "KPI" clarification)
A later slide asked the Question:
Which is the KPI for IT Asset Management?
A. Percentage of Requests registered
B. Percentage of Known Errors out of total number of Problems
C. Percentage of Known Errors with identified solution
D. Percentage of asset data fields examined in the sample should be accurate
Sun 20th Aug 2006 @ 23:33 2006: AOL
AOL blurted out far more than they should have done...
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4016
via http://czern.homeip.net/aolsearch/
However, http://www.splunkd.com/ seems to have the full details.
The one which really struck me, from a 5-minute look the other day, was http://www.aolsearchdatabase.com/search.php?textfield=2145457
Scary how (even if anonymised) such data could potentially be brought down to a single individual.
Sun 20th Aug 2006 @ 22:33 2006: phpBB Spam
I've nbeen getting a lot of spam on the forum - users creating forum accounts, simply to get pagerank by listing their website as part of their profile. phpBB seems pretty lame when it comes to spamproofing, unfortunately.
The fix I'm trying is this:
1) edit templates/subSilver/profile_add_body.tpl
2) remove (or comment out) the website section
<input type="text" class="post"style="width: 200px" name="website" size="25" maxlength="255" value="{WEBSITE}" />
(okay, actually remove the entire table row which means tr,td,input,td,tr)
3) edit includes/usercp_register.php
4) fix the website section:
if ( $website != '' )
{
// There was no INPUT for website, so if it's not
// blank, then it's a POST from a robot.
//rawurlencode($website); { This was the phpbb code }
$website="http://steve-parker.org/forumspam.shtml";
}
If this works, I'll try to remember to post a comment in a few weeks, in the hope that this will help someone. (This is v. 2.0.11)
Fri 18th Aug 2006 @ 15:26 2006: Stumble Upon
I recently saw my site mentioned at StumbleUpon.com, to find a perfect description from "Uru": More shit to read..
I think I've just got a new tagline ;-)
Wed 16th Aug 2006 @ 21:58 2006: Bruce Schneier knows Alice and Bob's Shared Secret
Bruce Schneier knows Alice and Bob's Shared Secret
And other fun stuff from Everybody Loves Eric Raymond (http://geekz.co.uk/)
Mon 14th Aug 2006 @ 01:45 2006: Hungaroring
Button took a great win at Hungary last weekend (I've been offline for a week). I missed the UK ITV coverage, though I caught the highlights on the Sunday night. I can't find the UK coverage online, but found a SPEED TV torrent.
It's interesting to see how the USAians watch F1; the phrase "Wow, look at that!" seems to be acceptable commentary on a race incident. Towards the start of the race, when Alonso passed M Schumacher on the track, the team radio came online, with a "Come on!" congratulations from the team. The USAian commentators had no idea what to make of that, so eventually decided that it was intended for his team-mate Fisichella. The intonatioin was clearly congratulatory for his impressive move on M Schumacher, but it seems that although the Spaniard would understand it, the Americans could not.
Simple things like understeer and oversteer seem beyond the USAian commentators, although they do have some basic understanding of the significance of slick/inter/wet tyres in changing circumstances. Still, we all "know" that the Yanks can't make a car which can turn round corners; we also know that Ferrari sell more cars in the USA than anywhere else.
As some would say ... "Go figure", or "you do the math"
Mon 14th Aug 2006 @ 00:06 2006: Hair Gel and an iPod
Now stay with me here, guys
I've found it strange that - if mobile phones, mp3 players, etc, are potentially-dodgy electronic items which could detonate a (let's face it, tiny) explosive, why are wristwatches permissible? I can only guess that it is solely for business reasons.
The engineering behind air flight has always been based on the assumption that all travellers want to arrive at the same destination alive and safe. If that assumption doesn't hold, the entire principle soon falls apart. Bomb-proof linings? I think not.
Thu 3rd Aug 2006 @ 22:46 2006: Fuzzing Again
It's now a month on from the start of the Browser Fuzzing "Browser Fun" project at MetaSploit, and in 31 days, they've got 31 browser bugs.
The results (as if you didn't know already):
MSIE: 25
Apple Safari: 2
Mozilla: 2
Opera: 1
Konqueror: 1
The Open Source Vulns DB have an interesting view on the results.
Thu 3rd Aug 2006 @ 22:26 2006: Norton: Taking on God
According to Visual Liturgy, authors of some church service planning software, Norton Anti-Virus suddenly decided that one of their DLLs was actually spyware.
I must admit that I don't find anti-virus software particularly fascinating, and that it's a bit of a stretch for Norton to test their signatures against every obscure piece of software ever made available, but surely they must be capable of acting a bit smarter than
grep $dodgy_string $filename > /dev/null && echo "$filename has a virus indicated by $dodgy_string"
Thu 3rd Aug 2006 @ 20:55 2006: Get your Ducks in a Row
Flash Movie Here (warning: contains annoying audio!)
Yes, the point of this really was to "get your ducks in a row". I think Macromedia Flash Player v8 is required, not that I know anything about such things.
I don't think that I've ever wasted so much time on such a pointless animation, so I thought I'd share it with the world :-)
Wed 2nd Aug 2006 @ 23:57 2006: Pentagon of Trust
Bruce Schneier has another great article -
- Authentication (who are you)
- Authorization (what are you allowed to do)
- Availability (is the data accessible)
- Authenticity (is the data intact)
Are not enough. You also need a 5th factor:
- Admissibility (are you trustworthy? Not keylogged, spyware'd, etc)
Apparently it was actually Dave Piscitello who spotted this alliteration defecit.
Wed 2nd Aug 2006 @ 23:34 2006: Just a small change
Just a small change - the blog title now should be "uRandom - Steve-Parker.org", not "steve-parker.org/random" - a small change, it must be said, but hopefully making the feed more descriptive and less vain ;-)