Thu 28th Feb 2008 @ 11:16 2008: No Entry
I dropped the car in for a service this morning, and saw this bizarre traffic light. And yes, it does turn green.
Wed 27th Feb 2008 @ 14:21 2008: Data Entry
I've just seen this advert on Facebook.
I don't think I've got the qualifications for that role...
Wed 27th Feb 2008 @ 01:24 2008: E-Day
E-Day; from 6pm Wednesday to 6pm Thursday. Seems simple enough; - just turn stuff off for 24 hours.
Granted, it's likely that I'll have to drive to Newcastle and back in a day, to fire up a few hundred BPU-worth of hardware, but I can switch off the PC at home (unless the wife needs it, that is...)
Actually, I'm not looking terribly green, as it stands at the moment.
Mon 25th Feb 2008 @ 22:23 2008: Beat 100%
Out of two contestants, one with a score 18/20, the other with a score 20/20, this FaceBook application challenges you to beat them both.
I don't know much about Tom Cruise, but I doubt that Mr Cruise himself would be able to score 21/20...
Thu 21st Feb 2008 @ 00:06 2008: MS Office
It seems that Microsoft have released documentation on the major MS Office file binary formats.
Good-oh.
Joel Spolsky defends the lack of clarity.
Myself, I find notes such as this, to be rather confusing:
Note The end of a section is also the end of a paragraph. The last character of a section is a(Page 31, Word Spec.
section mark which stands in place of the paragraph mark normally required to end a
paragraph. An exception is made for the last character of a document which is always a
paragraph mark although the end of a document is always an implicit end of section.
Fri 15th Feb 2008 @ 22:52 2008: I could [not] care less
John Cleese explains the difference between "I could not care less" and "I could care less" in his own inimitable style:
http://funkwarehouse.com/jcpods/john-cleese-podcast-18.mp4
Thu 14th Feb 2008 @ 00:01 2008: Smart Car Advert
I don't care much for the "Smart Car", but this pair of adverts have a certain je ne sais quoi.

Tue 12th Feb 2008 @ 15:57 2008: Anonymous Delivers

Anonymous vs. Scientology - a large protest against Scientology around the world on Sunday, 10th February.
Shows how clued-in I am - I didn't even know it was happening! :-(
Go Anon!
Tue 12th Feb 2008 @ 00:31 2008: eBay promote PayPal in strange ways
I noticed this page on everybody's favourite twin-star, ebay/paypal, tonight:

They point out that your:

Mon 4th Feb 2008 @ 00:04 2008: "Linux is the future" - Stephen Fry : Fried Penguin
In recent weeks I have banged on about Open Source, expending two articles on Firefox alone. Open Source applications make their code available to everyone. Disagreements and rabid balkanisation within the Open Source community aside, for our purposes the term might as well refer to free software whose licence allows you to share the source code, alter it, use it, do with it what you will.
The two great pillars of Open Source are the GNU project and Linux. I shan’t burden you with too much detail, I’ll just make the outrageous claim that your computer will be running some descendant of those two within the next five years and that your life will be better and happier as a result.
Sun 3rd Feb 2008 @ 23:34 2008: No-Fly List
The "No-Fly List" seems to be pretty well-known to USAians (or maybe just those who travel); I'm not sure how well known it is by my fellow Brits. I'm aware of it largely through Bruce Schneier's blog, and just generally being a boring geek who finds statistics and security and the like to be interesting.
It's a list of 20,000 or so names, which are not permitted to fly in the USA. So if you're called "James Allen Marshall", and there's a "James Allen Marshall" on the No-Fly list, then you can't fly.
That's not very good; in my last job, there were four of us called "Steve Parker" (including Steven, Stephen, etc). And - as Schneier pointed out, you should be okay (internally) to fly without id.
So, I was just watching a talk at the New Jersey ACLU from Nov 2007, and he said the same thing again. (Actually, there's a more direct quote here: I've called the no-fly list a list of people so dangerous they cannot be allowed to fly under any circumstance, yet so innocent we can't arrest them even under the Patriot Act. Except that's not even true; anyone, no matter how dangerous they are, can fly without an ID or by using someone else's boarding pass)
I just think that's a great line:
people so dangerous they cannot be allowed to fly under any circumstance, yet so innocent we can't arrest them
Sat 2nd Feb 2008 @ 23:55 2008: National ID Cards - Yet again
Leaked government document on National ID Cards shows plans to coerce use of IDs.
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/01/29/leaked-uk-govt-doc-r.html
Mirror here (PDF)
Ouch: I see they suggest using DWP's Customer Information System (CIS) database as part of the ID database:
The register for the Scheme (the National Identity Register) should be based on an existing Government technology asset, the Department of Work and Pensions' Customer Information System (CIS).